God's creation

God wanted to create something beautiful and delightful - he tossed out flowers of all hues. Even God wanted to do better and this time he added little grind to his imagination - thus created women. It appears as though he exhausted all his creative energies.

Scholarly hubris

The easiest way to irritate a learned is to tell him/her something already known him/her. Never miss the palpable repugnance in the face. Its fun to watch these emotions :D